I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
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So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
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I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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