when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
operation harelip BJ is a go
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Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
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It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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