oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
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We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
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Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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