it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
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He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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