she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
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Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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