At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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