end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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