so explain again why im purple
no
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
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I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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