Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
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Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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