Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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