Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
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