turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
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A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
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I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
where are my eyebrows?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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