Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
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You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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