is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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