During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official drugs can't kill me
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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