That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
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At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
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