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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
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We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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