Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
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i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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