So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
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can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
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Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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