I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
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This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
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I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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