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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
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We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
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There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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