If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
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He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
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I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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