I don't think brook has ever known best
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
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so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
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Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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