Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
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Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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