Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Operation Purity has been aborted
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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