quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
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Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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