I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Just cropdusted the office
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I'm sobbing to NWA
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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