arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
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He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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