But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
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Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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