You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
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Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Shame is for Republicans.
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