explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
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That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
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well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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