is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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