Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
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It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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