Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
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He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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