I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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