No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
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On my way to the DMV to get arrested
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
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I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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