Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
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You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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