she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
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You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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