he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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