Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
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Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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