i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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