It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
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You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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