I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
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I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize