My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
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There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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