But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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