Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
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Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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