I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
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DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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