no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
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who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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