Cold hands, warm shart.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
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But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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