Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
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It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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